Monday, September 26, 2011

Tweet this bitCHes for 09/26

It's only pre-season, thank fuck; don't hit Laffs, you get suspended. #letscheckhowthenewhastvCHickisdoing

50 comments:

Mr. natural said...

I'm sure this; http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=589809 , is some kind of media/marketing bullshit as Hartnell doesn't have a heart.

Broons, let them think they have a chance.

PHucken' pre-season is just slightly more useless than the regular season. Just make the playoffs then give me a call and we'll see who's the real deal.

HeadHunter said...

Preseason is perfect for the league and the media to tell us that the Leaf, Phucktards, and Knuckle-dragging B's a playoff bound. Based on all I have seen or read, those three teams are going to share the championship for this season.

Steve said...

Living in Laff land.

The Laffs IMHO are going for that first overall pick. Both Riemer and Kadri have been left high and dry by GOD. Douche$ark continues to master being anywhere but where the puck is.
The first line sucks so bad the coach says we dont have a first line. Go Down Laffs go down.

Sorry to here NB is not going to be the first 18 year old Canadian since, fuck if I know, Doug Wickenhierseres?

Mr. natural said...

Better that Nathan develop other than under the "system".

He will be a better all around player when he finally gets the promotion.

the Maritimer said...

@Mr. natural, agree, I posted earlier by the time Nathan Beaulieu graduates to the big team, Chokula and his system should be gone...upstairs or on a deserted island perhaps.

I have determined that Mathieu Schneider was the last 18 year old to crack the Habs line-up out of training camp in 1987 although for only 4 games. Maybe somebody can remember if it happened after that.

Mr. natural said...

@ the M: 18 is really young to make the NHL, to state the obvious more an issue of mental toughness and maturity than physical prowess.

Got LOADED at Hurley's on Saturday (haven't seen Mrs n in that state in many a year had to take her outside to walk it off...) and though I have zero stake in Shane Murphy I am a huge fan, the two sets I saw that night were nothing short of amazing, better than any show I've actually paid for in decades!

P.S. To FHF tomorrow is Mr. n's B-day, how 'bout some Salma Hayek?!

Something along these lines:

http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=salma+hayek&hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=oiJAbdCxFk8lsM:&imgrefurl=http://styleline260.blogspot.com/2011/08/salma-hayek.html&docid=2y-7kTH0xjaWfM&w=600&h=900&ei=K5eATqbCA9OztwfskoHKCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=436&vpy=187&dur=1568&hovh=275&hovw=183&tx=108&ty=174&page=1&tbnh=152&tbnw=101&start=0&ndsp=14&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0&biw=1024&bih=566

Steve said...

This may be the most important media you sample this day, week or year, or not! Hockey related only with ice.

Steve said...

More vital information, its hard to believe one show had this much talent..

Steve said...

I know whats wrong with LEGO, they lost a piece for his shoulder.
WV:atokers

iRiRi said...

Campoli signs for $1.75 mil/1 yr. Twitter is freaking out thinking Markov is in bad shape.

I prefer to believe that, maybe, just maybe Markov is fine and we're finally getting rid of Spacek?

Anybody?

the Maritimer said...

@iRiRi, this is all speculation on my part, but I would guess Vodkov is not close (maybe 2012) and Campoli is insurance. He is a PP specialist I believe. PFK seems to have an issue with something as well.

Unfortunately, regarding Spaceman, I think Chokula likes him. I'll be surprised if that contract can be moved anyway.

Moey said...

I like Spacek too. I guess that makes two of us.

Steve said...

I like everyone with a CH, except the Mexicant.

iRiRi said...

@the Maritimer - I was being a tad sarcastic with my reasoning. I'm not a fan of Spacek but I know he ain't going nowhere...

moeman said...

Overpaying but methinks Vodkov ain't distilled enough.

moeman said...

Heh, CBC/hnic two recent hires to replace leaf hacks marek and moronsson, an ex leaf tv hack and an ex hack leaf GM. National mission my sweet ass.

moeman said...

Ugly and an idiot tainted "champians".

the Maritimer said...

@moeman, who are the latest leaf sycophants hired by HNIT?

Lots of cuts today, NB is coming back to N.B. to play for the Sea Dogs. Just waiting on Huberdeau then it's another run for the Memorial Cup.

This Chris Campoli thing...Dallas is paying Souray the same salary I think. I'd rather have that Howitzer back at the point. Right Moey?

moeman said...

@the M., two blue and white psychophant wads;

http://canadiansportsfan.wordpress.com/2011/09/16/hockey-night-in-canada-makes-two-hires/

Also, I think our Moey really likes Sheldon's super sweet shot (looks are secondary).

moeman said...

Big Fucking Kudos to Squid!;

"Michael Cammalleri, who was awarded the 2010-11 Jean Béliveau trophy earlier Monday for his work in the community"

moeman said...

Also, too, did that POS eklund get the Campoli signing? What a buzzed POS.

Moey said...

@Mr. N & moe,

The only problem with my Shel is the first time we play Boston he would probably break something STICKING UP FOR HIS TEAMMATES. Then he'd be keeping Marky company knocking back the Vodkov. *sigh*

the Maritimer said...

@moeman, Gord Stellick and Tim Wharnsby are the newest blue and white wads. I don't know how much leaf love Stellick has since he was fired by them.

HNIT also hired a new female I see. She may cover the Habs. That's gotta be a good thing.

moeman said...

Game highlight; Le Gros Bill will be in attendance tonight.

~~~

the M. , hnic/cbcockroaches have also hired some ex'leaf tv hack. They are sick fucks.

~~~

Gotta love the lovely Moey for typing 'STICKING UP' in her 'Shel' comment.

Number31 said...

Campoli-on-ice is here to run the 2nd unit PP because Yemelin isn't here to run powerplays, Diaz needs AHL time and Weber can't do it by himself. Also Spacek can't do much up there any more either, which sucks.

So long as Campoli isn't here to play defence I don't care much. He's the new Wiz, only cheaper.

moeman said...

Also, kudos to the Canadiens marketing minds for asking Mr. Beliveau for his presence tonight. If only to counter pure professionalism and personifiable puck perfection to the classless crud and crass that is the broons bastardized organization.

moeman said...

RDS 'Québec will be inspired by the Tampa Bay Lightning'. Submit for a new language bill you sick phoques.

the Maritimer said...

@moe, re: classless organization +1.

Heh, most maritimers have disowned Fuckface marchand. He got booed in his hometown by loyal Habs fans who outnumbered the lowlifers in the Metro Center.

moeman said...

M. Beliveau is in da house.

moeman said...

Kudos Squid.

Number31 said...

Well that was exhausting to watch.

wv. destin

moeman said...

AyeyiyiBiBi is so full of hisself. Says he knew/knows, that even before the fact that Vodkov isn't /wasn't announced as 100%, he, BB, knew/knows, the Habs D is/was/will be wanting. He then sat back, crossed his tiny arms and pushed back his hornrims from his fat little face. Fuck off.

Moey said...

@moe,

I though TonY "scoop" Marinaro was the only one who had the goods on Markov. Maybe BB was/is his source.

moeman said...

They should name a sauce after Marinaro.

Check the best before date before consuming.

moeman said...

Squid!

Number31 said...

DeSimone, you're hired.

Moey said...

Hab's TV chick. Ugh.

Number31 said...

Wonder what Melnick thought of our itty bitty captain tossing Lucic into the boards. According to him, everyone one on the Habs is afraid of the neanderthal. (lol).

moeman said...

No Fuckface marchand tonight? Is he off getting his tainted tattoo lasered?

Number31 said...

These refs do know that Campbell's dad isn't in charge anymore right?

moeman said...

Just like the broons tainted Cup the pre-season isn't worth much, if anything.

Number31 said...

Still have the refs on the payroll eh. Fucking AGGRAVATING.

moeman said...

Everything the broons touch is tainted.

Number31 said...

Um... Dude gets a banana thrown at him (which is VERY BAD) and now he calls Avery a "fucking faggot" right in front of the ref. I mean Wiz gestured he's a cocksucker last year...what will they do with Wayne Simmonds?

juce said...

Hi Y'all,
I was out and missed all but the last 7mins of the game. Seemed better than last night.

Wisniewski was handed an 11 game suspension, he was deemed a repeat offender.

Mr. natural said...

Listening to the boys on AC you would think we are doomed, Guy Carbonneau is the only moderate voice.

Wouldn't it be great if Mario and Bergeron just punched each other in the balls and then got fired, yeah and while I'm dreaming... PJ Stock gets hit by a bus.

I'll be watching out for Salma tomorrow, don't let me down....

Hope there is a Pantscast in our near pre-season future and please have LG participate, she is the only one that can speak intelligently about hockey, they rest of you guys are bums.

Cheers!

Number31 said...

For your own sanity: change the channel once L'Anticrap comes on.

juce said...

@Mr. n
HAPPY B-DAY, bit early but...that way you won't have to wait till tomorrow.
Warning: Religious content.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQQorOYDy4

Mr. natural said...

*Sniff* (wipes tears from eyes)Thanks juce. I would hope that that clip will go a long way towards a greater respect for the catholic religion, never saw no miraculous water from Judaism perform a miracle of that stature!

GYFHG! Though the Laffs are an easy perennial joke and the shaved ape, Ol' slope nose, Who's your Daddy, PHuckPHace PHerrence et al will continue to be butt of all tainted/bullying/unsportsmanlike comments I am worried that the team the PHucktards are icing this year may be difficult to get a hate on for that is worthy of the traditional level of bile churning that I have come to expect since the early 70's.

the Maritimer said...

Not 100% sure but according to Hickey, the Habs dressed less than the required number of NHL regulars against the scumbags last night. Wouldn't that mean a fine for Mr. Molson?