Thursday, September 29, 2011

The Morning Skate for Thursday, September 29

Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of a wild night in baseball...
Today's video of Evelyne's tits Habs TV is a tour of the new boards / glass at the Bell. They're bouncy. The boards I mean.

21 comments:

Steve said...

Shana Tova, thats why I love the Jews, even their holidays sound like hot women. As deliciousness hot supermodels go, IMHO Bar beats Kate Upton, she is the supermodel that always at the tip of my tongue. I am a little upset because of another attack on Bob Dylan, fuck off Dylan haters, why don't you stick to cheering for the Laffs,Boston, Phucktards, and voting for Harper, and watching reality TV.

Swiss MissII has the kiss of death, he has offensive talent. BYE BYE he will got to Tampa and become a fantastic Urologist.

Evelyne is a solid gravity defying addition to the Habs team.

soperman said...

I love the "Toronto is the worst sports city in the world" article but if they know what they are doing wrong, do we risk of the Laffs becoming relevant?

Nah, what was I thinking?

Not Geoff Molson said...

@soperman - MLSE (aka Making Losing $eem Easy) doesn't care if they're the worst sports city...the sheep keep lining up to pay for the games even if they suck.

Oh and BTW Boston - the Red Sox collapse is karma for your hockey thugs winning in June.

Mr. natural said...

Have a good one FHF all their Jewish friends!

Does Steve do ANYTHING else other than stalk this site?

The Big Lemon worst sports city, big PHucken' surprise.

I was there the last time they won a playoff series, seriously you would have thought it was a downtown wide asshole festival, cretins.

Steve said...
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Steve said...

Holy Fuck Batman, the Habs need a superhero. Where in all the gin joints and headshops of the world can they find a qualified super lawyer in the complex lawless digital frontier, were simple citizens are at the mercy of conglomerates so big they would be countries if it were half as profitable. If you dont have a least 4 degrees dont bother applying.

HabsFan29 said...

@Steve - I may have to do the first FHF / AM.com cross-post ever. holy crap

Steve said...

I have come up with a line of defense. For sure it was the Mexicant who downloaded. But for sure he thought it was an video about Physical Therapy. 29 you can be Batman an I will be Robin.

Hadulf said...

What the...

"Wild Night" and "baseball"? In the same sentence?

Some people desperately need some hockey, for realz.

WV: No, no, that's ok, I just need a fairrubr

soperman said...

@ NoGeMo

Although the Red Sox played a key role in their collapse, I believe the Yankees (hee hee) tanked a 7 - 0 lead to put the final nail in the RedSox's coffin.

The six "inside the park" home runs in one inning was an important clue .....

Steve said...

True Shana Tova story (almost) I rented a house with two Jewish roomates, one would only eat kosher, and maybe thats why he had the best hash. One morning I wake up and on my way to the can they both give me this look and go Shana Tova. I get back in to bed just as she was waking up, I say "I love you Shana Tova". She starts crying slaps my face and I never see her again. Today I finally figure it out.

Steve said...

After Harper has put the Habs in jail for copyright infringement, he will be coming after you. Never ever type or say 4:20. he will see it and send the narcs. But what about $20. What is the non shifted character.

Steve said...

For the two of you who follow my brainfarts, an update (flowchart poster) to the famous NPR reading list post.

HabsFan29 said...

Steve you knew I would love that chart. Awesomeness. Given the URL, I assume it's from an io9 post?

moeman said...

Here's hoping the Habs and all her fans have a good and sweet year.

Steve said...

@29 Yes, if they would add more tits, beer,hockey and drugs they might have something.

moeman said...

Pre-game meal 1.

Pre-game meal 2.

annabelle43 said...

This is the first game I've been able to see, is Gallagher 8 years old?

Number31 said...

So Fatso thinks Shanahan's BanCam is going to send the wrong message about our game? I'm sorry but the headshots, brain trauma, and the NHL's inability to give a fuck sent the wrong message... Only time I ever saw NHL hockey on CNN was for riots or nasty hits. If anything ShanaCam is showing that the League is trying to get tough on this bullshit.

moeman said...

N31, who is Fatso? (Blob Mackenzie?) ... and until 'Shanny' fines/bans a leaf (he's missed 4 clear examples) he has yet to be tough, enough.

Number31 said...

Fatso = Brodeur